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    Indy film Q&A with Buffy/Angel stars

    Thursday, September 18, 2008, 10:18 PM [General]

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    PINK CONSPIRACY SATURDAY Q&A and AFTER-PARTY

     

    CINEMA EPOCH presents

    THE PINK CONSPIRACY
    opens at the Laemmle Grande 4-Plex in Downtown Los Angeles this Friday, Sept.
    19, 2008

    One Week Only
    (Friday, Sept. 19 – Thursday, Sept.
    25)

    <<<<<< *** On SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2008, there will be a Special Screening at 7:50pm with Q&A with the Cast (including Mercedes McNab, Sarah Thompson, Tommy "Tiny" Lister, Mackenzie Firgens) & the Filmmakers ***>>>>>>

    Laemmle’s Grand 4-Plex
    345 South Figueroa Street
    Downtown, Los Angeles, CA
    (213) 617-0268

    Purchase tickets at the box office or online here:
    http://www. laemmle. com/viewmovie. php?mid=4268

     

     

    Watch the trailer on www.odysseymotionpictures.com

     

     

     

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    Why I love being a nudist filmmaker

    Sunday, September 7, 2008, 12:17 AM [General]

    I love being a nudist filmmaker, that is, writing screenplays set in nudist resorts with a naturist theme because I love being ostracized by my colleagues on every professional level and being considered a freak by every self-respecting actress who auditions for me.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love calling Nikki Craft a paranoid, fearmongering bitch and expect no repercusssions because of the obscurity of my work.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love communicating with nudist resort owners who think an active nudist will portray his own community as though they were a bunch of tree hugging hippies with no grip on reality.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love to delude myself into believing that naturism will change the world because so many cases of civil rights were won by middle-aged and elderly white guys sitting around in their lawn chairs.

    I love being a nudist because I love having every career path cut short because the market for such photographic images, videos and film is considered the domain of sex offenders.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I get to present censored images of nudists in order to make the point that the human body is beautiful. I love to feature teenage characters fully clothed and have them talk about getting naked because I can then deny that the perverts in the audience are getting a major boner from hearing this "naughty talk".

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love getting banned from nudist clubs for calling their teenage member a skanky little slutbag, and then being accused of being jealous of that skanky little slutbag.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love promoting a philosophy that no one can remember who founded, and no one can name a famous member of.

    I love being a nudist filmmaker because it's so exciting to be involved in something that fundamentalist Christians are offended by, but the Nazi high command fully approved of (up to a certain point, anyway.)

    And most of all, I love being a nudist filmmaker because I love to make the same pro-nudism argument about the positive benefits of nudism EVERY SINGLE TIME FOR OVER TWENTY YEARS TO FELLOW WRITERS who think nudism went out with the hippies.

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    What are you missing at InArtMedia?

    Friday, June 6, 2008, 01:20 AM [General]

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    The Naked Place - - - The Motion Picture?

    Friday, June 6, 2008, 12:55 AM [General]

    I've been asked several times by various naturists why I never followed up on filming "The Naked Place," the fictional film that was in production in the documentary, "Naked in the 21st Century." (now on Video on Demand at Vudu.com)

    Nudists have no product to turn to for their own entertainment, except for ClothesFree Nudecasts (informative, but not entertainment), documentaries made by their own (often BOOOORRRRRRING), and the cult movies of the 1960s like Monster at Camps Sunshine.

     So I wrote "The Naked Place" in college at a time when I fell in love with the nudist philosophy and read all I could about it.  The title came from an eleven year old girl at Lupin in Los Gatos, whose mother told me the story of how she used to say, "Let's go to the Naked Place" every summer, especially in public. (!)

     The storyline follows: Michelle Shimizu grows up at "Nature's Paradise" located on the beautiful North Shore of Hawaii.  At three stages of her life, we see her as a teenager falling in love with a haole boy named Dan.  They break up a year later; she marries a conservative Asian American lawyer. Five years later, she comes back to try to save Nature's Paradise from anti-nudists determined to shut them down.

     She returns to the same campground in her adulthood as Nature's Paradise is now a state park now open for camping. Her daughter has no idea she's a nudist, but there reunited with Dan and his new family, the secret is out and both families have secrets related to being modern-day nudists.

     I decided not to actually do this film for one particular reason. It's a melodramatic romantic comedy written at a time in my life when I had still believed in romance.

     Anyone who's ever read my poetry will attest that I'm not a romantic guy.  So I developed two screenplays as a result of what I went through in dealing with actors, old school naturists, reviewers of "Naked in the 21st Century."

     The comedy "The Screening Room" was the result, and it's currently in pre-production. Inspired by South Park and American Pie, this comedy boasts fart jokes, crude humor and outrageous lampoons of public figures such as Congressman Mark Foley and "that self-righteous fear-mongering bitch" Nikki Craft.

     Am I just conforming to the current market of youth-oriented films? You better believe I am.  This is a business and anyone who doesn't understand that better start studying it.  A wild comedy, I feel, is the best way to express the anger and the frustration I feel at all the misinformed and ignorant public figures trying to shut down nude beaches left and right, and at the same time, make pointed commentaries at the nudist themselves for deviating from the original intent of naturism as spelled out by Adolf Koch, and then Kurt Barthel when he founded the American League of Physical Culture.

    As I made my current revision of "The Screening Room" notable differences stood out. These are some of them:

    1.  The Naked Place" features nudist teenagers who have a strong moral grounding,  They are chaste, obedient to their parents and very well read on their nudist history.  In "The Screening Room," the teens participate fully clothed,  are rebellious and only know as much about nudism as the internet can provide.  This is far more realistic, and one has to look at how do teens rebel.  Alex Keaton in the tv series "Family Ties" becomes a yuppie, much to the chagrin of his hippy parents.  Similarly, my character of "Joy" is the promiscuous (but discreet) daughter of the resort owners. The main character "Micky" rebels against his dad by applying for a job at the resort where his dad once had membership when HE was a teenager.

    Anti-nudist parents, cops and preachers are portrayed as shrewish, misinformed and very threatening people in "The Naked Place."  In the "Screening Room," I asked myself, what if I did the exact opposite?  The Congressman who shuts out all the minors from the resort is based on Lex Luthor, and he is more informed on nudist history than our hero Micky. And like Congressman Foley, manipulates the press into believing that children are actually at risk at these nudist facilities, despite their existence for 80 years in this country.

    3.  In the "Naked Place" the haole (Caucasians from the mainland) are the outsiders.  In the "Screening Room" they are the majority and nudists of color are portrayed as "different."  This is very much how I feel much of the time at a nudist event and I DO get sick and tired of those few people asking me if I speak English.

     4. There is very little humor in "The Naked Place." The tragedy that befalls the camp is no laughing matter and it's clear that a large portion of their lives were taken away from the nudists when Nature's Paradise shut down.  I felt it was time to be a little more light-hearted in my take on naturism since a nudist film should not take itself too seriously, but just serious enough for you to understand the characters.  Quite often a person becomes a nudist because  it simply feels great, not because they're dying from cancer or were in therapy for sexual harassment and want to change their behavior.

    So there you have it. Look for the Screening Room to come out in the near future. And if the Naked Place should get filmed, chances are it will be as a short and end up as a DVD extra. Nudists need good entertainment that does them justice. They don't need soap operas, although that doesn't sound like a bad idea . . .

     T. L. Young

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